What’s that cat doin?
Whats my cat Kim Jong Il up to these days? I bet he’s sitting on his lounger eating an egg mcmuffin right now, talking to his japanese sorta mistress about the benefits of orange juice and tennis on sunday. He’s probably relishing the fact that it’s foggy and he’ll be able sneak out of his castle for a little croquet in the afternoon. Yeah, he’s probably briefly pondering whether Kim Jong Il II will join him - and if he does, oh gosh! what will he say? He’s lightly contemplates mending that relationship and feeding his people. Mmmm, that orange juice is good, the sausage mcmuffin is to die for, and Japanese mistresses are neat. He rolls over on his side, because thats where he thinks best, that’s where he thinks straight. Yeah, communism for at least one more day… Slobodan Milosevic wrote and said there is no orange juice in the hague.
Filed by ryanroth at February 2nd, 2006 under Life