Sketch this
I have a roommate who has a thing for a chick at the Verizon Wireless call center. Her call sign is “Erica”. Now, I was sitting here listening to their conversation about mixed up bills and what not when I noticed that there conversation got a little off track (paraphrased for spacial continuity):
Rick: Wow, you sure have a lot of energy..
Erica: ?
Rick: It’s refreshing to talk with someone with so much energy this late at night (is he hitting on her?)
Erica: ?
Rick: Where do you go to school?
Erica: ASU
Rick: What are you studying?
Erica: ?
Rick: Fantasy Fiction Writing?
Me: What in the hell…?
Erica: ?
…
Rick: Well I have an English question for you…
Erica: ?
Rick: When you have a sentence with a plural subject…how do you treat the verb… (that’s classic)
Erica: gives the answer
Rick: Wow thanks, i’ve been debating that with myself a lot lately…Well thanks for the help
Erica: ?
Rick: Good luck with your writing, hey are you published anywhere?
Me: Uhh, this is getting a little sketchy Rick
Rick: Sorry, this is totally sounding sketchy (a bit flustered), I think we should cut this short
Erica: For some reason still offers up her last name and tells Rick she is published… Call ends.
So Ricky digs chicks who write fantasy fiction apparently. When I think of fantasy fiction I think of black unicorns, dungeons, castles, and witches. I can imagine him now - running crazy amounts of cash flows chained to a stone wall in dungeon of some remote castle deep in forests of New Zealand, and liking it. Please, please - if you know Erica - get her in touch with my friend. This could be a match made in heaven.
Filed by ryanroth at September 25th, 2005 under Mowntins