Hello Mister Dirt, Mister Rock, and Mister Grass
So very nice to see you again. I wish it weren’t under these cirumstances. But this will do. Mister Rock, you are always so agressive - and rather unforgiving I must say. Why don’t you give me more space when I drop in? I realize you may have been content with your surroundings when I came a knockin’ - but Mister Grass was kind enough to break my fall. And Mister Dirt too, he slid me right along. Honestly, I’d be more inclined to visit you more often if you were a bit more cordial with your greeting. You always take a piece of me and leave me with nothing but hurt. Mister Rock, you were greedy today. My knees, palm, thigh, shin, elbow and pinkie are angry with you. And quite frankly we may not come back for quite some time. Our relationship is too one-sided and my emotions can’t deal with that anymore. I’m going to put more care into where I let gravity take me next time. And you will not be involved, so long as I can help it. I’m going to stick to Mister Grass and Mister Dirt. I like them.
Filed by ryanroth at September 24th, 2005 under Moveerevews