Hu Dat Der Bowler?
Al lives in bTown now. Tonight was the first time we’ve gone out as brother and brother in maybe forever. And we went bowling. Regular ol’ bowling night except for the two clowns that were bowling next to us. One looked a bit like a scarecrow - tall, extremely skinny, and when he looked at you his eyes got super huge like that other guy who was in Big Fish… But his bowling partner was quite a character. He looked like a mix between these two dudes:
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He wasn’t terribly good. But whenever he threw a strike - he pulled an extremely odd move. It was somewhat reminiscent of the Michael Jackson air hump in Beat It - but this guy liked to hump the ball machine. Strangest damn thing. Regardless of what this fool was doing with the machinery - I beat my bro by a healthy 100 in the first game, but ol’ Ricky came back to win the second. But lets be serious here, none of that mattered at all - because we were honored to be in the presence of “Ball Machine Humping Man”.
Filed by ryanroth at September 2nd, 2005 under Geke